the past week.

so sorry for not being able to post anything in my blog for these past few days. I've been tied up with school stuff. :D so I'll do a quick recap on what y'all missed. x)

- the Black Arcane v.s Stopozidex futsal match (Tuesday afternoon)
- the U.K Education exhibition in Rizqun (Saturday afternoon)
- freak aerobics & the cleaning campaign (Tuesday morning)
- the bimbo epidemic (Tuesday night)
- the revengeance of Carlos and Miguel (Sunday afternoon+Monday afternoon)
- SHAKE dayy! (Saturday afternoon)
- final practices (Wednesday morning)
- other boring and random stuff. :D
so let's start, shall we? (:

the Black Arcane v.s Stopozidex futsal match

oh yeaahh! the best futsal match I've ever had. :D
turns out, Stopozidex was a skulah arab team. so yeah, they were tiny. :P
tiny but frickin fast AND talented I tell ya. cool lil buggers too. :D
we had a pre-warm up session conducted by mr Zaki himself.
he brought me, merule, clique and miss to his house and then was the 40-min walk to Harun's. -__-"
the others were alright. me, on the other hand had to carry my laptop the whoollleee journey. it was murderous.
by the time we got to harun's we looked like we already played a futsal match. pfffftt.
since the other team wore red, we had to play topless. :D

the starting was dummbbbb. xD
the 1st team was me, Zaki, Muizz, Izzul, Nadzuan and Qamarul.
after the kickoff, they passed the ball to me.
I saw muizz running so I passed the ball to him.
turns out, Izzul was in the way so they crashed. the other guy got the ball, shot and GOOAAALLL. pfffftt.
after that was revenge for si muizz. after less than a minute, he scored with a header. and it was BEAUTIFULL. way to go miss! xD
after that, si zaki and muizz menalan goals till abis the 10-goal startup match. nyahahh.
I got a cramp after the 1st break. sakit tu nya muuu!

I had to stay on the bench for a looonngg time so merule and clique had to replace me.
I was on fire right after I got much better, thanks to merule. :D
me and Clique were the strikers by that time. muizz and zaki rested.
at the back were Safwan, Aqil and Qamarul.
me and Clique had a LOT of chances. we rushed to the front like crazyy. xD
right after starting, I got the ball and there started the rushes. Clique was always on the other side so yeah, we were like peanut butter and jelly. heeheee.
he's the one with the better foot and stronger and much more accurate shots so yeah, I gave the shots to him. :D
the cramp felt like it was totally gone by then so the passes were beauutifull.
I even got a goal thanks to one of clique's shots. it bounced off the GK, onto my chest and into the goal. :DD thanks clique!
and they thought si zaki punya shots brijap. clique wasn't even guarded so when he went banged the ball, the keeper was all on his ownn. too bad no goals. ):

after this, I played less. had to rest my leg. if it gets cramped again, I wont be able to play anymores. so yeah.
the zisce-clique combination continued at the end tho when si zaki rested and I had to enter.
by this time, there was practically no more subs for us. which was like suicide.
but then, it was a breakthrough for clique.
the zisce-clique combo went reeaaalll well by this time.
si clique was now somewhere in the middle instead of being on the other side so he had much better chances of getting goals. :D
and he scored 2! assisted by moi. :D
back-to-back lagi tuu. nyaman tarus atinya ada goal atu.
both of my legs cramped up at the final moments of the match.
I assisted more goals. to name a few were Izzul's, Merule's and Zaki's. :D
in the end, we won (of course). we didn't keep score so yeah, brapakah our score tu. :D

other stuff to remember were:
-Nad's penalty save
-Qamarul's take-off-glasses shot
-Merule's hurt balls and incredible end-to-end goals (yes, balik2)
-Izzul's header goal
-Zaki's 'flawless' goalkeeping skills
-Clique's big vs little body challenge
-si Muizz's ballet shot/goal

eventho they lost, they earned my respect. having the courage to go against big guys and even score a lot of goals. way to go guys! xD

the U.K Education exhibition in Rizqun

not much to say here.
the whole thing was sorta boring and tiring for me. plus it was packed with people.
things to remember were meeting the old friends. *waves!
right when I arrived, I met si raw. :D evil duckie who calls me India. HA-HAAA!
during the exhibition, I met a lot of BGIC guys. also met si Hyzam, Hanee and.. umm... siapa lagi tu ah. :D
out of the exhibition, I met them old PDS guys around gadong. :DD
went back at about 4.30. went chilling at centrepoint and jollibee.
met si zahirah (of whom si marcel stares back-to-back at) and her sister arah jollibee. don't know em that well tho. and si marcel atu inda hairan tu eh. HAHAHA.

freak aerobics & the cleaning campaign

on... tuesday, there was this cleaning campaign and aerobics event.
I don't hella know what the aerobics were for tho. I mean it was only a cleaning campaign. why the hell do we need to strech for? idiots.
the teachers who were supposed to lead the aerobics session started dancing like idiots. and when I say idiots, I really mean it this time.
us, who were supposed to follow, were in awe. their dances were stupid, retarded, idiotic, useless, freakish, disgusting and most importantly shitty.
I came to a conclusion : they are all FAGGOTS. thanks to nazrin for helping me conclude. xD

after the stuuuuuupid aerobics, the cleaning campaign starteddd. YAYYY! :D
me, marcel, merule, hanif, amin and isa were in charge of the bio lab where si marcel said will be the easiest to clean. YEAH RIGHTT.
the teacher in charge was si jenny. and she wanted everything to be cleaned in order. pfffttt.
before the cleaning started we set up my laptop for some techno tunes to listen to when we clean up the lab. strangely, si jenny wasn't against this at all. xD
I had to do the craziest thing man. they piled up some stools and wanted me to clean the fans!
the whole time my feet were shaking man. it was frickin highh! and no, it wasn't because of the specials. XD
in the end, I finished everything tho. except for the fan above the teacher's desk. hehehh. (6)
after that were the usual sweepings, washings, wipings and cleanings.
we had to run from the physics lab and back over and over cos that was the only place where water was available.
after the whole cleaning thing, we played cs till 12.30. :D
the cleaning ended at about 10. so yeah, menalur the whole 2 hours+. xD
in the afternoon was the stopozidex matchh. :D (read above post(s))

the bimbo epidemic

the dumbest thing that happened in tuitions. :D
me and muizz started acting like bimbos! towards si amalul pulang saja tu. HAHAAA!
we went all 'what-everrrr~' and 'lo-serrrr~' and and 'shut-uppp~' with all the hand and head gestures. HAHAHAH.
and si malul gets frickin annoyed everytime we do them. xD
he even hid my STPRI pen which I got from dancing at STPRI the other dayy. (damn youu!)
he hid it for a WEEK. so yeah, aku cari2 the whoollleee week. taluuu!
we still do the bimbo thing every tuition class tho. seeing him getting annoyed is FUN. xP

the revengeance of Carlos and Miguel

after weeks of getting our ass whupped by Parto and his team, Carlos and Miguel finally dominated. YAYYY!
right after our sunday practices, we played futsal at the teachers parking lot.
it was big and there were only 6 people playing. macam talur kami lari2. xD
I scored the opening goal! (for the first time)
it was just a simple nudge of the ball after it deflected off the defender. :DD
after that we had to defend like crazyy. si miss attacked like a mad barbarian trying to kill.
ada this one time when I was the only defender(yet again!), he banged the ball mcm he was 50 metres away and it almost hit my thing!
good thing I evaded the piece of crud. kalau inda wah, jadi dayang sudah niii. xD
si merule got a cool goal. he chipped si nad. in your face nadd!! xDD
I got one more goal towards the end of the match when everyone was really tired and sweaty. :D
I was stopped by si clique. couldn't pass through. if I did, it'd be like ramming into a brick wall.
so I moved the ball to the right a bit and BANG! went between his legs and GOAALLL! I ran around the place, celebrating. xD

the next day, we played after the dancing practices. again.
and I was the keeper. yet again.
but this time, it was much, much better. :D
only about 2-3 goals went in. woohooo!
I made cooler and better saves this time. more throw bodies. :DD
I even helped in attacking. and we even scored. xDD
and merule was much much better in defending this time. FINALLY. HAHAHAH.

SHAKE dayy!



it was confirmed. every saturday was SHAKE dayy! :DD
every saturday, me, marcel, clique, geoff and maybe merule will bring weird drinks to school.
during dismissal time, we'd go to the canteen and mix everythinggg.
this week's special was...

Pepsi
(brought by moi)
+
100+
(brought by geoff)
+
some weird isotonic drink
(brought by clique)
+
soya bean
(brought by marcel)
+
mixed fruits juice
(brought by merule)
=
weird dark yellow drink which tasted like banana. :D

more coming soon! x)

final practices



we spent the whole last day of school working on our s'pore trip.
started with the super gay football demo.
looked cool with bruneian football stars coming to the field and talking about football and stuff.
then masa start, pppfffffttt. MACAM TAIEEE. (not the stars ahhh :D)
rupanya it was training some SOAS guys how to play football better. boooorriiiinnnnggggg.
so off we went. :DD

we mostly did the adai-adai since most of us were injured from the fusal thing. specially me.
even that I had trouble doing. my legs hurt like crazy.
after like 3 or 4 times doing the adai-adai, the principal came and gave us a talk.
then we went to the MoE.
we were given talks about the trip. what to do, what not to do.
not only we were given talks, we were also given moolahh. xD
it was our allowance for the visit.

when we got back, we had to practice in front of almost the whole staff comittee, which was A LOT.
we occasionnally got applauded for our efforts. even the principal clapped his hands. :D
we had to cut our practices short when a random announcement was made.
turns out, it was the flag-giving ceremony plus another allowance for us! this was from the school. :D
I do love being part of this twinning programme. I should join more of these more often. xD
me, geoff and merule went home late but just in time to skip cleaning up the auditorium. woohooo!

that's almost about everything on what has happened the past week. I'll try to update before the trip, alright? this goes to you hanee! xP

ZISCE.

such a duummmbbb dumb day. :D

it says "Indian potato from hell" above the... thing on the front cover and "are you half-arabic, half-indian?" on the back. :D

the whole day was satuuuuupid. xD
it all started masa physics when we started to make lame jokes.
everything went downhill lapas atu. ancurrr.

MIB was a free lesson so we got to do anything. :D
at first, we talked about lame stuff and all. xD
then si muizz started playing around with my hair. jadi kusut and all.
cos I was bored with the current 'kusut' hairstyle, I changed it to the 'balah jubur' style. HA-HAAA!
then weborrowed si qamarul punya glasses and made me wear my seluar tinggi2.
sakit parut dorang tarus ketawa2.
but I couldn't see myself so yeah. ):
wished they'd taken a picture of me. dapat masukkan friendster. xD

after the crazy nerdy haristyles and stuff, we started to draw random stuff on my calculator. (see pic)
first it was zaki, making a cool 'Black Arcane' logo on the top.
then he wanted me to write my name in the middle. they wanted me to write 'aZ' or 'zisce' or something.
me and marcel(no surprise) had something different in mind. :DD 'Ass-sex Maniac" nyahahahaha
and muizz drew this weird smiley on the bottom left corner.
at first, I just added horns and the pitchfork thing.
then ada tia the indian dot atu. and so we made hands and feet and jadi some weird Indian Mr. Potato head from hell. HAHA!
zaki wrote this stupid quote on his back of the calculator. you guys wouldn't understand the joke tho so yeah. :P
marcel wrote that stupid quote on the back of my calculator. damn youu marcex!

geo was the stupidest.
teacher brought us to the ICT lab cos she was gonna show us a presentation.
then halfway into the presentation, she started to use us as part of presentation.
she wanted us to imagine that we were an 'expert' population and stuff.
all of us were professionals in everything.
they talked about being a pro doctor, teacher, engineer, blablablaa.
I imagined I was something else.
a professional prostitute. HAHAHAH.
nasib the teacher didn't hear us say that. xP
oh yeah, when teacher was explaining about the population pyramid, she talked about how 'shape is always important' and 'start from the bottom'. :DD

bio was totally boring and uninteresting. it's like watching a lifeless opera and the singing woman screeching saja.
the extra saja siuk. atu pun masa the ending saja. when si zaki presented his IVF presentation. AHAHHAHA. sampai kana marah the whole class cos kami inda serious. PFFFFTT. get a lifee!
anyways, the start was idiotic. I think he took about 3-4 minutes to even start talking. maybe he was building the suspense or something, I dunno.
when he started, keluar tia palaunya atuu. xD HAHA.
never was any of his speeches serious. jokes were made out of almost everything.
I totally love the last part:
"Louise Joy Brown was born on (I forgot the date). And now, CHICK sudah yooo! Thank you!"
*walks back to his seat without even asking if there are any questions.
*I fell on the floor, laughing.
and that was THE best presentation I have ever heard in my life. xDD ROCK ON ZAKII!

practice was hella boring and hella painful.
my wrist which just recovered from all the stunts we did hurt all over again.
everyone got injured. dumb practices.
we took the 15-minute break sir azri gave us to play football. :D
I was, yet again, the keeper. and I sucked.
everytime I attacked, then the tables turn. but then kalau they stole the ball, It should get inside the goal but since si miguel is too fast, it won't. HAHAH. righhtttt.
got mud everywhere, again. :D

si jenny wanted us to go buy souvenirs for our buddies today. CUBATAH SUNDAY. taluuu.
anyways, the souvenirs costed me my 50 buckss! now I am frickinn broke.
but since there will be a $30-a-day allowance in S'pore, I should only be broke for a few days. tops. :D
after the souvenir buying, we went to RF and played cs. XD
at first at speedrun, me and nad totally dominated! me with my desert eagle/carbine combination and nad with his weirdo shotgun. 37 kills kali ahhhh. xD in about 30 rounds kah. score was 20+ to 10+.
after that it was de_dust1. I was with merule and we totally sucked. why is it if I pair up with merule, I suck? football AND cs. :@ score was about 20+ to 10.
then... AWP! xD my favv. and I paired up with andrew, the sniper. so yeah nad and merule were like sitting ducks.
si nad lah siukk. every start of the round he like staggers for a while and then BOOM! mati tia. inda sampat ambil sniper. :P score was 30+ to 5. HAHAH.

tomorrow's the visit to Rizqun! YAYYYY!
so I'll need my beauty sleep. BABAI PEOPLEE!
(yes, I'm KIDDING.)

ZISCE.

beauutiful dayy. :D

11/03
the same beautiful scenery which marked the one of the best days since new year. :D

the exam marks were out on this day. was frickin scared mann! specially for add math.
the exam was lului. it was hard, complicated and most of it was randomly answered.
there was this 7 mark question and my working was only 4 lines.
so yeah, it seemed impossible for me to pass.

we had to do the physics paper which was our final paper on the same morning. so there was a LOT of pressure.
the physics paper was easier than I thought.
even though there were some hard questions but I managed to answer them in the end. :D
there was one major problem tho, the room. it was frickin cold!
me and Marcel (who sat right infront of me) were freezing our balls off!
passing up early was a good choice indeed. it was too cold inside. we felt like walking popsicles. xD

after that was geoo. :DD
the test results were out. scored a crazy 76 out of 100. huzzah!
I thought I'd do much uglier than that since the night before was the gala night. xD
highest was si zaki *applause*. 85 out of 100 kali ahh. kancang sekaliii!
I only did bad at the last question. 8/20. :(
but yeah, alhamdulillahh. I passed. (:

after that was.... ADD MATH. xO
cher looked frickin pissed when she came into the class. it was like last year before she bombed us like crazy.
she passed out the papers without even saying our names.
it was like *stares at me. *nods. a freaky signn. but anyways onto the main topic.
I didnt even look at my paper when I grabbed it. that's how scared I was mann.
it was out of 80 and I betted I got about 42 or something.
so when I looked at the marks, I went 'HOLY SHIT!'
73/80!! WTFF!
after that I started swearing a lot more. HAHA.
but the happiness faded when teacher started to talk.
that was the beginning of the major bombage that we received.
awal2 was normal talking. "I can't believe you guys got....." blablabla, yadda yadda.
then BOOOOMM! mati tia. she started to scream and stuff.
after some minutes of screaming, she bursted into tears, talking bout how much she cares for us and stuff. which was either real touching or real weird. :S

and then came englishh.
turns out, I was waayyy out of topic. but my grammar was alright and stuff so he gave me a 30/40. not so bad, but I could do better.
his comments on my essay were two paragraphs long mann! other guys were 4 lines, max.
taught me a valuable lesson: not to overdo my compos. -__-"
mom said it wasn't the classroom standard. so maybe it was too advanced? :DD nyahahh.

in the afternoon were the presentations. HA-HAAA!!
since I did mine like, 2 weeks ago so I got to relax tadi. x))
I got to ask reaalll annoying and hard-to-answer questions a lot of times before we were forced to leave the class. awwwhhh~
paling siuk masa si madie present. everything I asked ia inda dapat jawab. woooo~
si muizz was energetic. his presentation was exactly the same as mine tho. pffftt!
merule and clique was simple. geoff's presentation was cool. others were normal. :D
after all of us (the 10 guys) did the presentation, we went dancingg. boooo!

it was torture!
wrists, arms, legs, shoulders were all injured during the dance.
the stunts they want us to do are like suicide!
mine were the hopping push ups. geoff's were the cartwheel. nad had a lot. in your face nad! xD
I twisted my ankle during the dance. padih wah tuuu. and she wanted me to continue man! I mean wthh. I should anklelock her and let her do the dance. then she'll know how we feel. go to hell!

after that was chem tuition. which was normal. :D
I ate a LOT before the tuitions. si ameen tuu! roti jon lah, chips lah, apaalahh. I ended up finishing all of 'em. pffftt!
tcher gave a valency test. I got a 6/10! hahaa! I ROCKK! xP
after that were the normal lessons and stuff. till 6.30.
so yeah, nothing much happened. :D

I ate more after tuitions. parents brought me out to dinner.
this girl kept on passing our table. wait, lemme rephrase that. this HOT girl kept on passing our table. ia suka aku tu. HAHAHAH! yes, I'll keep on dreaming. :P
masa balik, nyaman beria and nyaman tidorr. xDD

12/03

nothing much happened. add math and chem corrections, english and physics lessons and...
the fitness test. HAHA!
i sucked at the toe-reaching thing. 23cm saja. HAHAHAH.
other that that, I was alright. specially the sit-ups. :DD
pull ups, 4 saja. :P
on the spot jumping was about 2m. :))

and and, after chem extras, main bula lagiii. xDD
it was again with the partos and the miguels and now, carlos(merule)! total weirdos we are.
I scored with a header during the practice things. :D
during the real match, the other guys sucked at being keeper so I had to be keeper. =/
I blocked some of the shots, others were either left to be goaled or ole. xP
the best save for me was the high ball by zaki. I throw bodied coolly and landed in a pile of mud. paloi!
I had to leave early. tuitions kali ah, so yeah.

tuitions were normal. I don't wanna talk about it. too boring. :P
so yeah, that's all the events that happened yesterday and today. :D
till next time people!

ZISCE.